Happy Valentines Day

[El Capitan]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
In soviet Russia
Poem writes you

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[Kufi]

I bought this girl coffee but she didn't put out. Am I gay?

[WHEATLEY007]

I'm at work. Girlies pulled a sicky (well, she did look ill).
I would have done too, but I had to come in and ask (beg) for even more days off in August for my wedding cos getting flights back from Beijing during the Olympics is is next to impossible.

Her cards still in my bag, not yet been wrote in. Good god I'm romantic.

[Ska Wars]

My girlfriend said she doesn't celebrate for valentine's day. Thought it was a trap, but apparently not, score!

[Zirconium Blade]

My girlfriend said she doesn't celebrate for valentine's day. Thought it was a trap, but apparently not, score!

Bastard. A girl said that to me and apparently I ruined the relationship. I had to explain to her that I was a guy and I take things literally!

[Fenris Wolf]

I broke up with my girlfriend last week. Today, I'm purchasing my 1911. I love me so much.

[Rob]

Happy Hallmark Holiday ;)

The search for a new gf was suspended on December 1. Tomorrow, the search resumes. Yeah, I can be a cheap bastard sometimes :D

[Burris]

I sent everyone a picture of the Saint Valentine's Day Massacre aftermath.

[pornbeard]

the catholic church stopped recognizing the feast of st. valentine decades ago.



maybe im bitter because i dont have a gf anymore. although, we never celebrated anyways. i just like to have the option.

[CrazyTalk]

I broke up with my girlfriend last week. Today, I'm purchasing my 1911. I love me so much. uh... dont use it on your ex lol

[Crispulus]

I cooked a very nice meal and got her a watch and I was rewarded with a school girl uniform.

I promised her that I would not wear it.

[El Capitan]

Crispulus: It's OK if you post pics :)

[deceiver]

We went to this sushi buffet with my girlfriend...was sooo good. I almost ate until I was sick. 2nd serving of sushis, we had like 24 on the plate...after 3 she was full...I was like shiiit, `cause it`s 1$ per sushi wasted, I had 21 to eat hah. I ended up eating 15, I couldn't finish the last 6. Payed 6$ extra =0. Anyways, we then finished the night in the back of my car =P.

[Rob]

Oh man, I can never 'perform' after eating too much. I'm content to be on bottom, but any more effort than that after overeating is just too taxing for me lol

[WHEATLEY007]

Over in London at posh restaurants, sushi roughly translates into Spanish as Tapas.
Tapas translates in English to 'fuck-all food'

Leave Tapas bar - head across road to Buger King for a Wopper, stop feeling hungy

[RichyCunningham]

My girlfriend said she doesn't celebrate for valentine's day. Thought it was a trap, but apparently not, score!
Your girlfriend could live a boring life of a Mormon! BE WARNED!

If she doesn't celebrate any occasion GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN!

[Fenris Wolf]

I broke up with my girlfriend last week. Today, I'm purchasing my 1911. I love me so much. uh... dont use it on your ex lol

Eh, it's too pretty to worth losing it like that.