The Mess Hall's Little Black Book

[Maxey]

Dude, you kinda look like Tahmoh Penikett.

[Luciola]

Dude, you kinda look like Tahmoh Penikett.

*Shudders* BSG... ... I'm not trying to slit my wrists or have homosexual relations, so no, I'd have to say I don't :p

That show man... what're they doing?

[Maxey]

They're doing it really cool?

I love it.

[Luciola]

I apologize for having bashed something you like.

and I will apologize in advance for the future times that I will surely bash BSG again.

I like to refer to it as Emostar Slitwristia.

Not as catchy, but far more relevant.

[Maxey]

I get it and I respect your opinion.

[Luciola]

Did you enjoy Firefly?

[Maxey]

Did you enjoy Firefly?
Fuck Fox channel for canceling one of the best sci-fi shows ever.

[Luciola]

Fuck Fox channel for canceling one of the best sci-fi shows ever.


Now we're in agreement :D

[Pancakes]

moar pics! That means you too Cheeto

[Oli]

Get him to post pictures in the secret santa thread.

[Surplus]

Real Name: Alicia
DOB: May 3, 1984
Location: California
Occupation: You really don't want to know. I promise.
Photo: Sorry, my camera's rusty.

[Faceman]

Occupation: You really don't want to know. I promise.

Mortician.

[Surplus]

Mortician.

nope.

[Fenris Wolf]

Fluffer.

[Surplus]

Fluffer.

well now that, you probably would want to know about, right? Sorry, try again.

[Faceman]

Economic analyst for Sweden.

[Surplus]

Economic analyst for Sweden.

[insert smart-assed comment here] Yeah, I suck. You're still wrong, though.

[Face]

Sells ceramic cats on eBay.

[Surplus]

Sells ceramic cats on eBay.

What did I start?...still wrong.

[Latzen]

Drug dealer! (Somebody had to say it)

[Surplus]

Drug dealer! (Somebody had to say it)

Fuck you................later ok?

[WHEATLEY007]

Post a pic of you in your work clothes - as a clue.

[El Capitan]

Organ player?

[Koobazaur]

Online Messageboard spammer?

[Maxey]

Married to a public building?
Posted via Mobile Device

[Ska Wars]

Professional 'girl on the internet' impersonator?

[wickit]

Tattoo artist

[Surplus]

how about...professional sci-fi movie basher

*gasp*

laundromat technician

or

professional mud wrestler






















nah - maybe not

[Faceman]

Dude... Wait, what?

[Leomhann]

laundromat technician
pics or it didn't happen

[Surplus]

ok...was trying to make a joke, guess it didn't fly. chalk it up to newbie-syndrome.

My actual real job:
http://i610.photobucket.com/albums/tt188/saienga/Blackbook.jpg

...which means I spend my day cooking, cleaning, and speaking 5 month old mumbo jumbo. It also means I'm an expert at laundry, diapers, and home made baby food. I've tried other forums that specialize in recipes and sewing and babies and while they interest me, it all started getting really old really fast. I need something different and fun. And, quite frankly my funny bone needs a lot of help...and I got sick and tired of having to walk over to Latzen's computer to see the videos he wanted me to watch. (yup, Latzen's wife - so I got to scrape him off the foor after 302 friggen posts in a row :picard:)

Please don't hold my hubby's neurosis agains me...you'll soon find out, if you haven't already, I'm plenty neruotic on my own.

[Faceman]

We were all wrong. You win. Plus you can keep that job, all power to you.

[Leomhann]

Welcome to the lands of the realm of madness, would you like to stay in mania or dementia?

[Maxey]

I totally didn't see that coming.

Not at all.

:shifty:

[WHEATLEY007]

me neither. How olds the lil sprog? My bro & his wife had their first kid a few weeks before xmas. Saw him one month later and he looked totaly fucking knackered. Put my wife off kids for another year thank god.

[wickit]

BAH kids
i have now a allergic reaction to any children under the age of 3.

cant feckin wait till the triplets start school this year

[Surplus]

me neither. How olds the lil sprog? My bro & his wife had their first kid a few weeks before xmas. Saw him one month later and he looked totaly fucking knackered. Put my wife off kids for another year thank god.

The kid is just over 5 months and I'm lucky if I get more than 5 hours of sleep at a shot. I hear that night waking ends soon, but I'll believe it when I see it.

Other tips for putting your wife off kids: help watch a colic baby during peak crying time. 6 straight hours of uber cranky baby will make anyone sterile.

[WHEATLEY007]

Getting babaies to sleep?? My parents used to put small shots of Brandy in my dummy. Told me it worked a dream.

[Latzen]

Small shots of Brandy still work like a dream...for me, anyway. But we don't have any brandy in the house, atm.

[wickit]

Other tips for putting your wife off kids: help watch a colic baby during peak crying time. 6 straight hours of uber cranky baby will make anyone sterile.

Or come round my house for a few hours
enough to put anyone off kids for LIFE

[WHEATLEY007]

Or come round my house to meet me
enough to put anyone off kids for LIFE

corrected

[Surplus]

BAH kids
i have now a allergic reaction to any children under the age of 3.

cant feckin wait till the triplets start school this year

did you say triplets!?!?!?! woah. I don't envy you one bit.

[Maxey]

a challanger enters!!!!!!
u goin down, i'm taking over the estrogen here!
She doesn't post anymore. So you win this one by default.

[Latzen]

And *poof* [s]he's gone!

[Steffmeister]

"It".

[TylerDurden]

ball bags :\

[ohlolohlolohlol]

Real Name: Rebecca
DOB: November 23rd 1986
Location: Swindon, UK
Occupation: A Blue Banana slave (e.g. this shop www.bluebanana.cc in case you was confused, not all shit though soon be be a trained body piercer) and a single mum...
Photo: okkk
http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs016.snc1/2637_145495505444_513015444_6214070_4080284_n.jpg


lulz

[Irvy]

Name: Sam Irvine
Date of Birth: 30/08/1992
Location: Surrey/Greater London
Occupation: Student/Part time TK Maxx

Me lookin like a total nob..

http://i630.photobucket.com/albums/uu26/Irvy131/noblar.jpg

[WHEATLEY007]

Welcome both


Fucking hell you should have warned me i'd need sunglasses before looking at www.bluebanana.cc (http://www.bluebanana.cc/)

[Zirconium Blade]

Real Name: Rebecca
DOB: November 23rd 1986
Location: Swindon, UK
Occupation: A Blue Banana slave (e.g. this shop www.bluebanana.cc in case you was confused, not all shit though soon be be a trained body piercer) and a single mum...
Photo: okkk
http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs016.snc1/2637_145495505444_513015444_6214070_4080284_n.jpg


lulz

You went to my school! And you're on my Facebook. How the fuck did you find this place?

[ohlolohlolohlol]

Jade Goody dying lulz, and i thought this forum seemed pretty damn sweet, (been banned from every like other normal forum :O) Who are you :P

[ohlolohlolohlol]

Oh i know now, from seeing your msn addy... Haii :D lulz small world yus?

[Steffmeister]

More like small internet. Holy shit, what is the chance!

[Latzen]

Technically, there are only 7 billion people on the planet, and not nearly all of them are online....so we're definitely not into statistical impossibility yet.

[/srs]

[El Capitan]

I discovered someone in my old DoD 1.3 clan went to my school, she was hot too! She just randomly came up to me browsing the old DoD forums on the school computers and was like "hey, I play that game too" - then it turned out we were in the same clan!!

[Faceman]

I was banging this girl at college and she said she was from my town. I had no idea and figured she was younger than me, apparently we were the same age and even lived on my block! Turned out to be my twin sister!

[El Capitan]

I was banging this girl at college and she said she was from my town. I had no idea and figured she was younger than me, apparently we were the same age and even lived on my block! Turned out to be my twin sister!

Wincest!

[HS the Wasp]

I was having sex with El Capitan before he made this place.

Cock all up in the ass, all up in the ass.

btw, I like having sex with single moms. Can I get in on it?

[The Scatman]

I was banging this girl at college and she said she was from my town. I had no idea and figured she was younger than me, apparently we were the same age and even lived on my block! Turned out to be my twin sister!

Did the beard and safety helmet not give it away?

[Surplus]

and a single mum...


Hey...now I'm not the only crazy mom on here. :thumbsup:

[Koobazaur]

Hey...now I'm not the only crazy mom on here. :thumbsup:


You're a MOM?


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v474/Koobazaur/emot-aaaaa.gif

[WHEATLEY007]

I was having sex with El Capitan before he made this place.

Cock all up in the ass, all up in the ass.

.......btw, i'd like to have sex with someone one day. Can I get in on it? :cry:

fixed

[Surplus]

You're a MOM?


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v474/Koobazaur/emot-aaaaa.gif

Pic on post #282

[WHEATLEY007]

Originally Posted by Koobazaur http://www.themesshall.net/forum/styles/vB_Dark/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.themesshall.net/forum/showthread.php?p=178827#post178827)
You're a MOM?

Pic on post #282

Yes Koobazaur, there are mums on the internet outside of those special sites you frequent.....

[HS the Wasp]

fixed

My boyfriends take offense to that.

[Koobazaur]

Pic on post #282

Oh right. For some reason I confused your post with the one made by the other troll girl who posted there. Sorry!




Yes Koobazaur, there are mums on the internet outside of those special sites you frequent.....


I want to believe...

[Crispulus]

I was just noticing that there were a lot more women on (a lot more means greater than 2) the new dod forums then I realised it could be attributed to the forum not being dedicated to video games.

[Steffmeister]

Its not a big deal. Nothing scares girls of the internet as "OMG GURLZ!? WEAR!1? NEKKID PIX PLX!"

[amysthebest99]

Real name: Amy Best
DOB: 26 April 1983
Location: Lancaster, Ca....unfortunately...
Occupation: cutie pie ;)

Contact:
Email: sampson.amy1@yahoo.com
AIM: amysthebest99

[wickit]

OMG GURLZ!? WEAR!1? NEKKID PIX PLX!

[ohlolohlolohlol]

rofl

[deathroe]

Real name: Chris Roe
DOB: March 28 1992
Location: right outside DC.
Occupation: high school student

Contact:
Email: roe.chris@yahoo.com
AIM: fundbgoods

I write scripts for a little film company in Miami, but that doesn't really count much. Spend my time doing an excessive amount of work.

[Zirconium Blade]

Looking back on this thread and there are so many people that have disappeared.

[JoJo]

Looking back on this thread and there are so many people that have disappeared.Your still fscking here though. FFS. :anger:

Only messing with ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbsup:

[Zirconium Blade]

Your still fscking here though. FFS. :anger:

Only messing with ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbsup:

Low blow.

[JoJo]

Too true, sorry mate.

[Stephenson -1.5]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b210/SeanStephenson/me001.jpg

[Cheeto]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b210/SeanStephenson/me001.jpg

Tonight on 9 At 9 News: serial pedophile killer apprehended balls deep in a ball pit wearing a sun dress and screaming about lotion in a basket.

[lizard331]

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

I remember the oddness from the old mess hall, and Cheeto finally convinced me to sign up for the new one.
Hello all.

[Captain John Miller]

Hey lizard

[lizard331]

hey. how've you been?

[Captain John Miller]

hey. how've you been?
Bout the same, work, work and more work 5 days a week.

[sarge0087]

Real name: Raymond Michetti
DOB: February 25, 1987
Location: Fort Lee, New Jersey
Occupation: "Librarian"

Website: www.revolverdesigns.com (http://www.revolverdesigns.com)
AIM: deskeater

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o79/sarginto/16431_509966264257_289600083_364749.jpg

[WHEATLEY007]

winner of the 'Longest eyebrows' award ?

[sarge0087]

Shit I didn't notice that.

[Leomhann]

Is it just me or does sarge look like the American version of SimonS?

[Stellar]

Is it just me or does sarge look like the straight version of SimonS?

Fixed. And I agree

[Faceman]

He looks quite the gentleman.

[WHEATLEY007]

Is it just me or does sarge look like the American version of SimonS?


You look very swarve though

[SimonS]

REEEEEEEEEELI

http://i49.tinypic.com/34y1rhw.jpg

[crapstar]

Real name: Bret
DOB: 4/27/1983
Location: Utah, USA
Occupation: unemployed

My pic
http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/6213/bret.png (http://img686.imageshack.us/i/bret.png/)

[MrsHanSolo]

Real name: Heather Murie
DOB: 07/07/1985
Location: Dallas, Tx
Occupation: Student

Contact:
Yahoo: phantomoperaphan
Gmail:lilredsparkles@gmail.com

Profile picture:
607

[WAgirl83]

Real name: Bristol
DOB: 05/10/83
Location: Portland, OR
Occupation: RN-Labor and Delivery/Oregon Masters Swim Team Coach

Contact:
Gmail:WAgirl83@gmail.com
http://i1087.photobucket.com/albums/j468/wagirl83/purdyy.jpg

[Lithium]

Curious: what brought you to this forum?

[WAgirl83]

Curious: what brought you to this forum?

I was doing some research online, and came across it. I read a few posts and decided to join.

[Zao]

Well, welcome. We're a fairly tight-knit group of misanthropes and have been associated at one level or another for about a decade. The game that brought us together is no more and while some folks on here are douchebags (LOLLOVEUGAIYS!!!) most of us are fairly adult and reasonable, so feel free to stick around and post and realize that most of what's posted is posted in good fun.

Welcome to The Mess Hall. May the Gods have mercy on your soul. ;)

No, we're really not that bad, we're just a bunch of smart-asses.

[Stellar]

Hahaha I hate this place

[JoJo]

TMH:

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/276/celebritypictureswiggum.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/534/celebritypictureswiggum.jpg/)

I would think any picture of Ralph would have worked, I just like that one.

[YouHaveAiDSLoL]

Zao is still a massive faggot if i recall correctly

[Lithium]

No, he's cool. STFu Brandon.

[Whaleman]

I was banging this girl at college and she said she was from my town. I had no idea and figured she was younger than me, apparently we were the same age and even lived on my block! Turned out to be my twin sister!

How many times did you bang her after that?

[Faceman]

Twice.

[Whaleman]

Twice.

Quitter.

[Faceman]

I'll never quit you.

[shinobi]

lol... i am sure glad i didn't signup on this forum with my real info

[Stellar]

So i went through this thread and realized our original posts are 4 years old. Let's give an update:

Name: Brian
Location: New Motherfucking Jersey (looking to move to SF)
Work Location: Manhattan
Occupation: Advertising Account Executive
Age: 25
Hobbies: Snowboarding, running

http://stellar.cleanandquiet.com/upload/store/372403_34803541_455853193_n.jpg