Kids today

[Cheeto]

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/04/29/tee ... index.html (http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/04/29/teen.charged.ap/index.html)

A teenager decided he was going to blow up his school, kill himself (or get killed), go to heaven, and kill Jesus.

Wow...

[Penguin]

All that for a landscaper! >:(

[MeleeMe?]

Anyone else find it funny that he thought he could get to heaven by blowing up a bunch of people and then killing himself?

[Penguin]

Anyone else find it funny that he thought he could get to heaven by blowing up a bunch of people and then killing himself?
Considering that it's par for the course with radical Islam, not really.

[MeleeMe?]

ZING!

[CrazyTalk]

kids today need mandatory boot camp every summer until they finish high school

[Invig]

kids today need mandatory boot camp every summer until they finish high school

so they are more efficient at killing!

[Stephenson]

Kids need to go to therapy.

[Penguin]

Kids need to be aborted.

[BeetleBailey]

Kids need better parents.

[Latzen]

Kids are a symptom of the delusion, idiocy, ignorance, and fuckedupitude of the adults around them. If a kid's got issues, look at the adult culture surrounding them.

[CrazyTalk]

kids today need mandatory boot camp every summer until they finish high school

so they are more efficient at killing!
well i was thinking one of those delinquent boot camps not military

[Burris]

There's probably a few people here who's goal is to kill Jesus.

[Stellar]

the kids are alright.

[HS the Whap]

Kids need to be aborted.

This is the best course of action. An Abortion Lottery, in which we randomly abort 3/4ths of all children... including Post-birth Abortions up to 15 years.

[WHEATLEY007]

and kill Jesus.

lol - thats funny. :picard:

[Cheeto]

I wanna know how he planned to kill a zombie spirit.

[Buglunch]

He was gonna get some help from Robot Santa.

[Ska Wars]

I wanna know how he planned to kill a zombie spirit.

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

[Cheeto]

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
That's your answer for everything.

[Koobazaur]

Kids need better parents.

This.

[Burris]

It seems to me parents get worked up about minor stuff now, like violence in video games, and ignore or shrug off drug use or multiple sex partners...

I've seen helicopter moms that wear buttons with their childs face on them.... as if we care...

[Penguin]

It seems to me parents get worked up about minor stuff now, like violence in video games, and ignore or shrug off drug use or multiple sex partners...

That's the way it's always been. They simply can't imagine that their precious snowflakes would EVER do such things.

[Cheeto]

It seems to me parents get worked up about minor stuff now, like violence in video games, and ignore or shrug off drug use or multiple sex partners...

I've seen helicopter moms that wear buttons with their childs face on them.... as if we care...
Amusingly enough, I think my mom would congratulate me if she heard about me having multiple sex partners (after reminding me to wear a rubber).

[Koobazaur]

It seems to me parents get worked up about minor stuff now, like violence in video games, and ignore or shrug off drug use or multiple sex partners...

I've seen helicopter moms that wear buttons with their childs face on them.... as if we care...
Amusingly enough, I think my mom would congratulate me if she heard about me having multiple sex partners (after reminding me to wear a rubber).

Heh, same.

On the topic, I remember a piece from the daily show (cant find the video) when Stward (that's the guys name, right?) puts himself in the shoes of the parents by saying:

"I entered my child's room and saw him playing the latest game. Nudity was abundant and violence was everywhere, corrupting my child's fragile mind... I stood there, unable to do anything but watch in horror"

Amusingly true