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Sonic
Aug 6th, 2008, 05:03 PM
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/64ad536a6d

How can she say something so full of common sense?
Frazer
Aug 6th, 2008, 05:10 PM
new pr manager?
Face
Aug 6th, 2008, 05:11 PM
Do you really believe she wrote that herself?

I got a good laugh out of it though, good for her!
Sonic
Aug 6th, 2008, 05:22 PM
Yeah, I seriously doubt the original thought idea as well. However, whoever helped make this
blended just the right amount of Paris with logic. Of course, that's like oil and water, but still.
Puddle
Aug 6th, 2008, 05:25 PM
Wait she's not in night vision banging some guy..
PFFFT
I don't care.
Skank.
I wouldn't fuck her if she paid me.
Leomhann
Aug 6th, 2008, 05:27 PM
I'm amazed she can even pronounce half of that, I wonder what the person who wrote that for her had to put on the que cards to get her to be able to say what she said.

And NO Paris....y'ain't "hot".
Faceman
Aug 6th, 2008, 09:17 PM
MCCAIN RESPONSE: Paris Supports Drilling...
RichyCunningham
Aug 6th, 2008, 09:33 PM
All I thought was "If only her face didn't look like Paul Bunyon curb stomped her"
Puddle
Aug 6th, 2008, 09:36 PM
All I thought was "If only her face didn't look like Paul Bunyon curb stomped her"

REPS!
That was fucking AWESOMENESSS!
Face
Aug 6th, 2008, 11:14 PM
All I thought was "If only her face didn't look like Paul Bunyon curb stomped her"
So you would turn her down?
Fenris Wolf
Aug 7th, 2008, 04:22 AM
I really wish some people would just go away. Like Paris Hilton. I'm really at a loss for words when it comes to that idiot.
Zirconium Blade
Aug 7th, 2008, 02:39 PM
Funnyordie is an awesome site.
Puddle
Aug 7th, 2008, 05:03 PM
All I thought was "If only her face didn't look like Paul Bunyon curb stomped her"
So you would turn her down?

Well I'd prolly turn her over. And Pop in her hair for good measure.
RichyCunningham
Aug 7th, 2008, 07:11 PM
All I thought was "If only her face didn't look like Paul Bunyon curb stomped her"
So you would turn her down?
Yes because I bet her vagina looks like a purple people eater.
Penguin
Aug 8th, 2008, 02:23 AM
All I thought was "If only her face didn't look like Paul Bunyon curb stomped her"
So you would turn her down?I know I would. Her behavior repulses my brain. Her nose repulses my penis.
Beer|\/|onger
Sep 4th, 2008, 06:42 AM
You guys know that some people are paid to act stupid.
MeleeMe?
Sep 4th, 2008, 07:54 AM
You guys know that some people are paid to act stupid.

So how much are they paying you?
Invig
Sep 4th, 2008, 08:28 AM
You guys know that some people are paid to act stupid.

I actually have a conspiracy theory of my own. Paris' stupidity is all an act and shes really manipulating people.
jow
Sep 4th, 2008, 04:11 PM
You guys know that some people are paid to act stupid.

So how much are they paying you?

oh wow.
Stephenson
Sep 5th, 2008, 12:27 AM
You guys know that some people are paid to act stupid.

So how much are they paying you?
Hahaha. :clap:
Koobazaur
Sep 5th, 2008, 01:28 AM
You guys know that some people are paid to act stupid.

I actually have a conspiracy theory of my own. Paris' stupidity is all an act and shes really manipulating people.

You do realize that in your sly attempt at making fun of Swordfish you are actually completely right?
Invig
Sep 5th, 2008, 04:35 AM
Edit: where the hell is the delete post option?!
Invig
Sep 5th, 2008, 04:36 AM
You guys know that some people are paid to act stupid.

I actually have a conspiracy theory of my own. Paris' stupidity is all an act and shes really manipulating people.

You do realize that in your sly attempt at making fun of Swordfish you are actually completely right?

I wasn't making fun of him. I think her stupidity is all an act. Maybe not a conspiracy theory, more like a ruse I guess