How about this?

[Stephenson]

Right now I'm pissed at our stupid fucking president and how our economy is so fucked up. Meanwhile we got the douchebag Arabs in Saudi not telling us how much oil they have and raising the prices. Why don't we do this, if they don't tell us how much oil is left, we invade their stupid economy bankrupt country as well and sieze their oil fields. We beat the shit out of those faggot greedy princes who are using all the money for themselves instead of helping out the people in their country, take all their money and force them to live off the street. Fucking can't stand this stupid shit anymore. Fuck everyone.

[Koobazaur]

That's right! If they won't give us things, we'll take em by force! That will show em! WHO'S THE BIG KID ON THE PLAYGROUND NOW!?

[Stephenson]

That's right! If they won't give us things, we'll take em by force! That will show em! WHO'S THE BIG KID ON THE PLAYGROUND NOW!?
Exactly Koob! Fuck em all up. Hey Russia! We want a bit of your country, whats that we can't? WE'LL FUCK YOU!
*fire nukes*

[Ska Wars]

Worst thread ever Stephenson. For the record, Saudis are by no means poor, the US has pretty good prices for petrol compared to the rest of the world and you're a fucking moron.