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    I saw a video crew for Nat Geo that followed a tibetan optometrist who was doing surgery to restore people's sight in North Korea. It was terrifying how blindly obsessed people were with the leadership, whether they meant it or not. After he took their bandages off, the first thing the people did was thank 'dear leader' for restoring their sight, fuck that doctor person. Honestly I expect to see massive insanity, wailing, confusion, terror, and suicides as a result of this.
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    Their faith in the system is so complete that normal, everyday people won't think anything of you snapping pictures. If there was a problem with it, the authorities would stop you. One photographer at LIFE commented that this actually made it easier to take pictures in NK than in America (like at airports, etc).

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    Semper primus.

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    Directed by the kidnapped S.Korean film director and 'Produced by' none other that the Wonery weirdo - check it out, its all there to see on YouTube

    Kinda like GodZilla

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    So does anyone know what sentiment in North Korea is like now? Mass suicides. Blame the west. New regime better than old regime. Dear leader is kicking the imperialist dog god in the face.
    "Well to be honest, after years of smoking and drinking, you do sometimes look at yourself and think, you know, just sometimes between that first cigarette with coffee in the morning to that 400th glass of corner shop piss at 3AM, you do sometimes look at yourself and think...this is fantastic." - Bernard Black

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