confirm or dispute that the 90s was the decde that should be known as when music (in general) was at its very best.
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confirm or dispute that the 90s was the decde that should be known as when music (in general) was at its very best.
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Explain six requirements for counter strike(not the game)
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American politics haven't provided options since both parties learned that he who controls the party controls the country. That's all elections are about anymore, control. It doesn't matter if your candidate actually believes in the US Constitution; if your think-tanks say the best man to beat Barack Obama is a manatee, by God, you're going to put a fucking manatee in a three-piece suit with a tie so crisp that if you ate it you'd be like "Goddamn that's the best fucking tie I've ever had" but you won't because you'd technically be eating part of an endangered species and eating manatee clothes is not allowed, you pinniped-lusting pervert.Originally Posted by 007Bistromath
I mean, who would put clothes on a manatee anyway? Some kind of Southern Baptist pervert, that's for sure, I tell you what. Someone who's so concerned over whether or not consenting adults gives or receives a penis is probably burying some real fucked-up fetishes. I'm talking manatee-on-marmoset here. No, I don't know how the logistics would work, you sick fuck. Point is, social conservatives are always the biggest closet kinks. Anything THEY consent to behind closed doors is fine, but they don't want anyone to be able to do it in public, because that would make them way too visibly horny, and they'd lose their Christian street cred.
It's not like anything productive will ever come out of this anyway. You've got two masses of candidates in all likelihood trying to give the American public slightly different versions of what we all want. The ones who believe in that the most will not be chosen for power.
Anyone who thinks Mitt Romney is seriously threatened by any other Repub candidate, hell, that he hasn't been the Republican 2012 nominee since 2008 and use words like "sheeple," can go play Deus Ex some more and have everything spoon-fed to them.
Fuck no. Women don't have the fundamental tools necessary to kick ass properly in a real work force. And by "tools" I mean "a brain honed by evolution via thousands of years out in the shit, not full of fucking estrogen and having other people do all the heavy fucking lifting." For millenia we have worshipped woman's ability to crank out crotch droppings like it's something special. Now that they want to wear pants, vote, and hold down man jobs, we're still expected to keep worshipping their baby factory even though ever since the 401(k) was invented, it serves little more purpose to us than a lukewarm, slimy hole to fuck. Now that we're waking up to the reality that we don't have to worship every set of boobs-n'-holes on the planet for their amazing ability to have tits and receive cocks (especially in the wake of an obesity epidemic and laissez-faire attitudes towards what gender can be a collective cock holster), they're pissed off that we're not paying them purely for existing.
Well, fuck 'em. Their ancestors have set them up for failure in the modern era. They sat back at camp and whined and cried about how bad off they were in between childbirths/deaths by childbirth and then proceeded to establish pecking order by fashionable popularity contest. Meanwhile, the men out hunting, gathering, and killing other men that were trying to hunt and gather learned that throwing your buddy under the mammoth because his shoes were ugly only hurt you in the long run.
Now they want to show up with these atrocious instincts to take over traditionally male jobs and think that they're entitled to winning forever because:
1.) They're surrounded by men, who should all want to penetrate her orifices if they aren't faggots, so they should just hand everything over, and
2.) Daddy told them they're a princess, unless
3.) They were raised under a single-parent household, in which case Mommy told them they're a princess.
They can all go to hell.
Honestly, I wouldn't change a Goddamn thing. I just wouldn't boast that my name would be mud if the Brits ever bombed German soil, and keep up the tactical campaign against the RAF. Once the RAF were pounded into oblivion (an estimated) two weeks later, THEN craziness like Operation Sea Lion could commence.
To be honest, though, it just isn't proper Nazi revisionist history without vampires. I'd sick a bunch of badass vampires on the rest of the world. Not your goddamn Twilight sparkleshit vampires, I mean honest-to-God, let's-see-how-many-people-we-can-suck-the-blood-out-of-before-they-hit-the-floor fucking VAMPIRES. Otherwise the badass uniforms are completely unjustified.
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Grape soda
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Why do people in the GPNW not seem to know how to drive in rain? Snow, I get, for all the different reasons. But why do people in grey cars not use their headlights in grey, misty conditions on I5, and yet make prodigious use of their brakes for any, all, or no reasons? Why is this not some isolated occurrence, but a regular one?
Also, you do not get to blame it all on the Asian drivers. They're their own special horrible hell and don't deserve to be needlessly lumped in with the random races, sexes and creeds I routinely witness performing their daring death-dance on the highways here... Even if I actually do now think that being Asian should almost be an immediate disqualification for being issued a driver's license, on par, if you will, with being legally blind and yet, more dangerous, somehow.
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Name one song from the 1990s that, right now, you can specifically remember for having been recorded in the '90s.
No?
Didn't fucking think so. The great thing about the 90s was that everyone could hear the music as background noise and not give a shit too much. The bad thing about it was that there wasn't anything worth remembering one way or the other. Off the top of my head, this:
...is the only song to come out of the 90s that wasn't completely same-y prog rock, chasing-Pearl-Jam's-Shadow horseshit. Sure, as ever, there was Sting, but when it comes to Sting, he's going to do whatever the fuck he wants, and the rest of us can love or hate the result. But frankly, for the most part, the music of the 1990's was pretty much identical, with only a few exceptions on the fringe. Oh excuse me if you think that grunge rock is something new. Anyone can shit on a guitar and call it music; the 90s were the first time anyone with a record label would give you any attention if you did precisely that.
Say what you want about Linkin Park, at least they tried something different. And the late 90s, turn-of-the-century shit promised a bit of improvement:
But then some desperate baby boomer assholes tried desperately to bring the fucking disco back in the form of the dance club, and we wound up with shit like this:
And even that wouldn't have been so bad if it weren't for the direction the music industry went. And it even was acceptable, for awhile. But then we delved into shit like this:
And no, that wasn't the height of shit. No, if you want to see ass, you need ass ass ass ass ass:
All of this shit can trace its lineage back to the 1990s. The music industry makes me want to kill myself. I honestly don't want to live on a planet that pays people exorbitantly for this shit. I don't want to live on a planet where you have to pretend to like this shit in order to get laid. But fuck it. If nothing else, I'm going to make it my mission to cleanse the world of humanity as much as possible before I die.
1.) Ensure you have a functional weapon.
2.) Ensure your functional weapon is loaded.
3.) Point your loaded weapon in the direction of incoming fire.
4.) Depress trigger.
5.) Release trigger to see if you hit anything.
6.) Repeat steps 1-5 as necessary.
You are way too white for me to answer questions about purpldrank but here we go.
Grape soda is both the best and worst thing ever to happen to Murrca. The thing is, it is both chock full of corn syrupy goodness and nothing else. So if you want to give yourself type 2 diabetes but don't want to eat the white man's food you can kill yourself with pride with grape soda, which is, without a doubt, the most sugary, shittiest drink you can force down your gullet in Western society. If you can't force it down your gullet you should kill yourself right now, like the lame fowl you are.
Okay, look. I'm sorry, but there's only one proper way to explain this:
People in the GPNW who don't know how to drive in the rain fall under the following categories:
1.) Retired white people
2.) Squids
3.) Asian people
I know, I wasn't supposed to go there, but you have to understand, it's not like Mexicans are hurrying to ensconce themselves in Washington's rain forests. Anyone in WA who doesn't know how to drive in the rain is probably from the IT industry, which means they've been imported from excessively urban environs like Seattle, Redmond, etc. Other than that, they're yardbirds working for the Navy, or they've just fucking retired. Or they're doing manual shit, which means they've been imported from [s]Yakima[/s] Mexico.
The short of it is, anyone who knows how to drive in the rain is from WA. Everyone else? Imports. All it takes is one fucking Californian squid to encounter his first wet September road to fuck up traffic for everyone else when the State Patrol's busy scooping his entrails up off of I-90.
Survival of the fucking fittest. If you can't drive in the rain, if you suffer from SAD, you don't belong here.
Last edited by Penguin; Jan 23rd, 2012 at 08:44 AM.
"Do you think he would he would like 'The Man Who Hung Himself'? It appears to be about an amorous plastic surgeon."
-EDI, Mass Effect 3
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Say good stuff about your dick.
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Why are the Spanish and French the worst people in the world?
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I just took a HUGE shit
If you want something and you want it bad it enough, then do it yourself.
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