A waiter will be with you never, so go home and shit on the floor.
Get out while you still can.
You too could win a fabulous white tiger vinyl bench!
What can I get you to drink? Rat piss? Hobo jizz? Stagnant water?
I like to think this is where the elephant godfather sits.
Romantic hobo dinner?
Rock on, jazz man.
At least there's no line.
That monkey will never be a big Texas Hold Em star.
Out of order and out of work. No shit.
Someone watched too much Jurassic Park before they built this place.
What to wear, what to wear, and so many shoes to pick.
Wild party, huh?
Pretty sure this isn't going to make ANYTHING grow there.
Take a shit and brush your teeth at the same time! It's not small, it's efficient!
Your boat sank.
I would rather roadtrip with the real mice.
When this is all you have in the pantry, you need to go shopping.
Look sweetie, the neighbors are not home!
Yeah...keep dreaming.
Gonna need a lot more wheelbarrow than that.
Libby, I don't think Santa is coming here anymore.
If we had any liquor, the clock would always say it was happy hour!
Who wants a paint chip snack?
Whoever lived here was LOADED.
The yard has a bit of a weed problem.
Place actually had a hell of a great view.
But the servant's quarters leaved something to be desired.
Because what better place to put the kitchen sink than in a pile of horse shit?
Libby found a giant hamster wheel and all was well.
Until she couldn't get down again. Thanks Brian.
Hamster mime!
The light at the end of the tunnel is really just fire at the end of the sewage drain. You're still shitty, but now you're on fire, too.
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