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    We were all wrong. You win. Plus you can keep that job, all power to you.

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    Welcome to the lands of the realm of madness, would you like to stay in mania or dementia?
    "I'm always the idiot charging into a room with a perfectly good, loaded gun and starts punching folks in the face"

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    I totally didn't see that coming.

    Not at all.


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    me neither. How olds the lil sprog? My bro & his wife had their first kid a few weeks before xmas. Saw him one month later and he looked totaly fucking knackered. Put my wife off kids for another year thank god.

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    BAH kids
    i have now a allergic reaction to any children under the age of 3.

    cant feckin wait till the triplets start school this year
    If you want something and you want it bad it enough, then do it yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WHEATLEY007 View Post
    me neither. How olds the lil sprog? My bro & his wife had their first kid a few weeks before xmas. Saw him one month later and he looked totaly fucking knackered. Put my wife off kids for another year thank god.
    The kid is just over 5 months and I'm lucky if I get more than 5 hours of sleep at a shot. I hear that night waking ends soon, but I'll believe it when I see it.

    Other tips for putting your wife off kids: help watch a colic baby during peak crying time. 6 straight hours of uber cranky baby will make anyone sterile.

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    Getting babaies to sleep?? My parents used to put small shots of Brandy in my dummy. Told me it worked a dream.

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    Small shots of Brandy still work like a dream...for me, anyway. But we don't have any brandy in the house, atm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Surplus View Post
    Other tips for putting your wife off kids: help watch a colic baby during peak crying time. 6 straight hours of uber cranky baby will make anyone sterile.
    Or come round my house for a few hours
    enough to put anyone off kids for LIFE
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    Quote Originally Posted by wickit View Post
    Or come round my house to meet me
    enough to put anyone off kids for LIFE
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