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  1. Mar 15th, 2009, 07:14 AM #281
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    Default Re: The Mess Hall's Little Black Book

    Welcome to the lands of the realm of madness, would you like to stay in mania or dementia?
    "I'm always the idiot charging into a room with a perfectly good, loaded gun and starts punching folks in the face"
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  2. Mar 15th, 2009, 10:09 AM #282
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    I totally didn't see that coming.

    Not at all.

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  3. Mar 16th, 2009, 08:06 AM #283
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    me neither. How olds the lil sprog? My bro & his wife had their first kid a few weeks before xmas. Saw him one month later and he looked totaly fucking knackered. Put my wife off kids for another year thank god.
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  4. Mar 16th, 2009, 10:26 AM #284
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    BAH kids
    i have now a allergic reaction to any children under the age of 3.

    cant feckin wait till the triplets start school this year
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  5. Mar 16th, 2009, 01:58 PM #285
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    Quote Originally Posted by WHEATLEY007 View Post
    me neither. How olds the lil sprog? My bro & his wife had their first kid a few weeks before xmas. Saw him one month later and he looked totaly fucking knackered. Put my wife off kids for another year thank god.
    The kid is just over 5 months and I'm lucky if I get more than 5 hours of sleep at a shot. I hear that night waking ends soon, but I'll believe it when I see it.

    Other tips for putting your wife off kids: help watch a colic baby during peak crying time. 6 straight hours of uber cranky baby will make anyone sterile.
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  6. Mar 16th, 2009, 02:21 PM #286
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    Default Re: The Mess Hall's Little Black Book

    Getting babaies to sleep?? My parents used to put small shots of Brandy in my dummy. Told me it worked a dream.
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  7. Mar 16th, 2009, 02:42 PM #287
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    Small shots of Brandy still work like a dream...for me, anyway. But we don't have any brandy in the house, atm.
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  8. Mar 16th, 2009, 02:45 PM #288
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    Quote Originally Posted by Surplus View Post
    Other tips for putting your wife off kids: help watch a colic baby during peak crying time. 6 straight hours of uber cranky baby will make anyone sterile.
    Or come round my house for a few hours
    enough to put anyone off kids for LIFE
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  9. Mar 16th, 2009, 02:48 PM #289
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    Quote Originally Posted by wickit View Post
    Or come round my house to meet me
    enough to put anyone off kids for LIFE
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  10. Mar 16th, 2009, 02:50 PM #290
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    Default Re: The Mess Hall's Little Black Book

    Quote Originally Posted by wickit View Post
    BAH kids
    i have now a allergic reaction to any children under the age of 3.

    cant feckin wait till the triplets start school this year
    did you say triplets!?!?!?! woah. I don't envy you one bit.
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