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    Default Gentlemen, important news.

    Fox News has just had someone on who claims that the NIU shooter practiced on Counter Strike, and called it a murder simulator.

    How does CS help you practice... you're getting shot at...

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    Bunny hop champion?

    Hip shooting guarantees accuracy?

    Fox news = lame.

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    Shoulda practiced on OFP at least
    get out of here stalker, get out of here stalker, get out of here stalker, get out of here stalker,

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    Default Re: Gentlemen, important news.

    Who else do you think it was? Our dear old friend Jack Thompson!

    http://kotaku.com/356999/jack-thompson- ... ideo-games

    So, there was a shooting this morning?
    All you daughterfuckers bitching about this film need to punch yourself in the nuts and then run a dull power drill bit through both eyes before jumping into an industrial farm pigshit vat. You're gayer than a tanker truck full of HIV rolling over onto a San Francisco gay pride parade. You're dumber than a box of Stephensons. You don't deserve this movie. Screw you.

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    fuck. here we go again.

    new look, same great vandal taste

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    Default Re: Gentlemen, important news.

    Im going to go practice having sex in a hentai sex simulator.

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    Default Re: Gentlemen, important news.

    Same story we've all heard before in new context. It's nothing different just the same old crap the media spill out...

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    what a little bitch.
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    well, I'm not half bad clay pidgin shooting, my mates believe its because I'm a kar whore...

    ooh yeah jack - he not been killed by one of our many highly trained snipers / hitmen / gangbangers ?

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    Unrelated, but somewhat related. I'm walking to work from the bus stop today...and there's a mess of cops right in front of Super C. There's like a mobile command center, a bunch of squad cars, etc. I'm like o-o. So, apparently there's was a gang shootout around 1PM today. They were shooting at each other from across the boulevard. Pretty much the first time it's happened in our area, pretty close to home.
    All you daughterfuckers bitching about this film need to punch yourself in the nuts and then run a dull power drill bit through both eyes before jumping into an industrial farm pigshit vat. You're gayer than a tanker truck full of HIV rolling over onto a San Francisco gay pride parade. You're dumber than a box of Stephensons. You don't deserve this movie. Screw you.

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