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    http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/04/29/tee ... index.html

    A teenager decided he was going to blow up his school, kill himself (or get killed), go to heaven, and kill Jesus.

    Wow...
    "Well to be honest, after years of smoking and drinking, you do sometimes look at yourself and think, you know, just sometimes between that first cigarette with coffee in the morning to that 400th glass of corner shop piss at 3AM, you do sometimes look at yourself and think...this is fantastic." - Bernard Black

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    All that for a landscaper! >:(

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    Anyone else find it funny that he thought he could get to heaven by blowing up a bunch of people and then killing himself?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeleeMe?
    Anyone else find it funny that he thought he could get to heaven by blowing up a bunch of people and then killing himself?
    Considering that it's par for the course with radical Islam, not really.

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    ZING!

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    kids today need mandatory boot camp every summer until they finish high school

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrazyTalk
    kids today need mandatory boot camp every summer until they finish high school
    so they are more efficient at killing!

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    Kids need to go to therapy.

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    Kids need to be aborted.

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    Kids need better parents.

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