Paris Hilton warps my fragile little mind

[Sonic]

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/64ad536a6d

How can she say something so full of common sense?

[Frazer]

new pr manager?

[Face]

Do you really believe she wrote that herself?

I got a good laugh out of it though, good for her!

[Sonic]

Yeah, I seriously doubt the original thought idea as well. However, whoever helped make this
blended just the right amount of Paris with logic. Of course, that's like oil and water, but still.

[Puddle]

Wait she's not in night vision banging some guy..
PFFFT
I don't care.
Skank.
I wouldn't fuck her if she paid me.

[Leomhann]

I'm amazed she can even pronounce half of that, I wonder what the person who wrote that for her had to put on the que cards to get her to be able to say what she said.

And NO Paris....y'ain't "hot".

[Faceman]

MCCAIN RESPONSE: Paris Supports Drilling...

[RichyCunningham]

All I thought was "If only her face didn't look like Paul Bunyon curb stomped her"

[Puddle]

All I thought was "If only her face didn't look like Paul Bunyon curb stomped her"

REPS!
That was fucking AWESOMENESSS!

[Face]

All I thought was "If only her face didn't look like Paul Bunyon curb stomped her"

So you would turn her down?