new class coming to TF2?

[Shade-of-Grey]

http://kotaku.com/5088007/left-4-dead-t ... ss-2-class

that would be cool.

[PrivateParts]

10th class will be the sandvich.
Or one action figure is a sentry gun.

[MeleeMe?]

Class: Gabe Newell in a thong.

Weapons: deadly projectile vomit, diarrhea to slow incoming attackers and fart clouds to blind his enemies while he escapes.

Valve should just hire me for all their ideas. Fuckin A?

[Steffmeister]

Death Knights.

[Buglunch]

Fembots.

[Faceman]

Class: Gabe Newell in a thong.

Weapons: deadly projectile vomit, diarrhea to slow incoming attackers and fart clouds to blind his enemies while he escapes.

Valve should just hire me for all their ideas. Fuckin A?

Boomer? Gabe Newell is Boomer. Good eye.

[Beer|\/|onger]

The new class is going to have a fluoride cannon, and a circumcision clamp for his melee weapon. Also CO2 grenades which release the condensed exhaust of 10,000 cars. This gas will cause maps to get bombarded with weird weather patterns and hurricanes. It's a really op class. He also has a special ability, Downsize, which grants him the ability to steal weapons from friendly players. This boosts his ego and causes him to run/jump faster.

[Penguin]

The new class is going to have a fluoride cannon, and a circumcision clamp for his melee weapon. Also CO2 grenades which release the condensed exhaust of 10,000 cars. This gas will cause maps to get bombarded with weird weather patterns and hurricanes. It's a really op class. He also has a special ability, Downsize, which grants him the ability to steal weapons from friendly players. This boosts his ego and causes him to run/jump faster.

Kill yourself.

[Fenris Wolf]

Can't we just add a conspiracy theorist who uses "Catcher in the Rye" as his melee weapon, uses a tinfoil hat to deflect mind waves, is able to see things that don't logically make sense (this will make him awesome for capturing flags, as he can just "perceive" one wherever he feels like, grabs on to it, and no amount of explaining will cause him to drop it), and throws copies of all of Michael Moore's films as his ranged weapon?

[engineer]

"Meet the Swordfish"

*bizarre TF2'd version of the Apple commercial from 1984*

*cut to Swordfish, wearing tinfoil hat and drinking distilled water/rain water/pure grain alcohol*

"Yeah, I think the world's out to get me. So? They are! They're out there. With their Sandviches and their flouridated water! I only drink rain water, or distilled water, or pure grain alcohol. And do you know why? Because first, they take your foreskins. AND THEN, THEY TAKE YOUR LIFE!"

*cut to Swordfish summoning a horde of drunk/whacked-out Art Bell regular callers with his X-Files theme ringtone to mob a ubered Heavy/Medic*

"You see, the Corporations are all corporationey, and they make money! This is opposed to everything the world should be about! They even control the government! See, the President uses Colgate toothpaste, therefore the world is controlled by them! I know these things because I read about it on the Internet!"

*Swordfish beheads a Soldier by throwing a Farenheit 9/11 DVD at him, then proceeds to club a Spy to death with a hardback copy of Catcher In the Rye*

"Yeah, call me crazy now, but when the corporate nazi government takes you to their re-education camps, you won't be laughing at me then!" *Grigori-esque maniacal laughter as he begins to magically summon Michael Moore film reels from his mouth to attack oncomign horse of Scouts*

*TF2 theme plays, zooming out from image of Swordfish*

*Medic tries to heal Swordfish, but Swordfish beats the Medic to death, fearing that he is trying to circumsize him*