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    Is ther a time limit?

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    I wonder how many liters of sperm does the porn industry produce per year.

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    Swimming pools worth. You can smell it for miles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maxey View Post
    I wonder how many liters of sperm does the porn industry produce per year.
    Not as much as one would think. I heard they sometimes use "stunt cum" to make it look more "whoa hueg load!". Its supposed to mostly be made from frosting. Mostly.

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    I read the title and immediately checked if the side bar said "bunker"
    "I'm always the idiot charging into a room with a perfectly good, loaded gun and starts punching folks in the face"

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    Wouldn't it just dry out after a while? Surely they can't test to see that it's sperm if it's gone all dry and crusty?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steffmeister View Post
    Not as much as one would think. I heard they sometimes use "stunt cum" to make it look more "whoa hueg load!". Its supposed to mostly be made from frosting. Mostly.
    I desperately want to shoot frosting all over your sperm janitor.



    *its would end up right here*

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    Pretty sick chubs, pretty sick.

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    How exactly do they test that it's all one person's sperm?

    How do they know that some horn fraternity didn't just spend a semester 'pooling' their resources (jizz).

    Also what type of fucking prize is milk if doing this basically means that you have to forego sex? even the most understanding girlfriend isn't going to want to have sex with you if you ask her to spit it into a jar when she's done/squeeze spunk out of your condom like toothpaste, so that basically leaves ejaculation as your only method.

    nobody can ejaculate 5 fucking litres over any amount of time masturbating and still have the ability to have a sex life... even the 40 year old virigin would have trouble getting it up for sex. Sex would become an extra curicular activity to your masturbation schedule, which, saddly just wouldn't allow for it.

    I don't know about you but if I had to chose masturbation or sex I'd chose sex.

    The prize is milk so this is basically a repeat of SoG's awful thread where we were asked if we would give up sex for a dairy product. Except it didn't involved strenuous self harming in order to get said dairy.
    Last edited by The Scatman; Mar 10th, 2009 at 10:51 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steffmeister View Post
    Not as much as one would think. I heard they sometimes use "stunt cum" to make it look more "whoa hueg load!". Its supposed to mostly be made from frosting. Mostly.
    Forgot what I was watching... something on bravo or something... they have people who mix up formulas out of frosting/shampoo etc

    Cum experts... they mix it up to make it look exactly like sperm... it's an art, apparently.

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