No really, it does.
http://conservapedia.com/Conservative_Bible_Project
This should be good. :-D
No really, it does.
http://conservapedia.com/Conservative_Bible_Project
This should be good. :-D
"Well to be honest, after years of smoking and drinking, you do sometimes look at yourself and think, you know, just sometimes between that first cigarette with coffee in the morning to that 400th glass of corner shop piss at 3AM, you do sometimes look at yourself and think...this is fantastic." - Bernard Black
yeah, that jesus guy was always giving free handouts and helping the poor (why dont they get a job?) sick (NO UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE) and shit.
sounds pretty SOCIALIST to me
on a more serious note, it's important to never believe anything you read on conservapedia - because it really is all bullshit written by crazies. Infact, it's best not to look at it as doing so will make you lose a little faith in humanity.
What a good idea! Rewrite the Bible so it actually doesn't contradict your agenda. I'm pretty sure it has never been done before!
Link doesn't work for me.
"Well to be honest, after years of smoking and drinking, you do sometimes look at yourself and think, you know, just sometimes between that first cigarette with coffee in the morning to that 400th glass of corner shop piss at 3AM, you do sometimes look at yourself and think...this is fantastic." - Bernard Black
Interesting.
The main issue is the fact that the bible is open to interpretation. Therefore the translator can add his own bias to it. Which has happened before. Here's an example:
The Johovas came to my door to discuss religion. I'm allways nice to them since I want to see how their view on the scripture is. Since I'm agnostioc I do not believe in organized religion. Why the fuck should I repent, suffer and follow thier guidlines just so I can go to paradise after I die? I believe the world after this shure won't be paradise. Especialy when it's interpritated to control people.
"Be good and you'll go to heaven. Drink and fuck and you'll go to hell." BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS!
Ok we start talking about revelations. So the JOHO reads a passage.
Something like this:
"And god will bring peace to the earth. There will be no pain and no death."
So the Joho interpreted it as god will rid humans of pain and death on the earth.
I interpreted it as god will whipe us off the earth and take us to paradise.
My argument was thet things have been dying on this planet for millions of years. Scientificly speeking immortality for celular organisms is impossible. Unless god manipulates the genetic code. But the aging process deteriorates cells so it may be impossible to stop. But like I said, if he didn't do it for any other species. Why us?
The confused look on his face was priceless.
I think the confused look on his face was more just at you in general, puddle.
when im rich im going to make a toilet tissue bran called bible
get out of here stalker, get out of here stalker, get out of here stalker, get out of here stalker,
I think there is more 'liberal bias' to every version of the Bible than these people want to admit. If someone strikes you, let him strike you again rather than strike back. Never kill, ever, seriously. Love your friends and enemies alike. Your money is God's to begin with, treat it like it is. Most large(and many small) churches I've looked at all seem to miss most of these messages.
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