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    MOSCOW, Russia (CNN) -- A bear on ice skates attacked two people during rehearsals at a circus in Bishkek, the capital of Kyrgyzstan, killing one of them, Kyrgyz officials said Friday.

    In the incident, which happened Thursday, the 5-year-old animal killed the circus administrator, Dmitry Potapov, and mauled an animal trainer, who was attempting to rescue him.

    "The incident occurred during a rehearsal by the Russian state circus company troupe which was performing in Bishkek with the program, Bears on Ice," Ministry of Culture and Information director Kurmangazy Isanayev told reporters.

    It is unclear what caused the bear to attack Potapov, 25, nearly severing one of his legs while dragging him across the ice by his neck. Medical personnel were unable to save Potapov, who died at the scene.

    The 29-year-old circus trainer Yevgeny Popov, who attempted to rescue Potapov, was also severely injured, according to doctors.

    "The victim has sustained serious injuries - deep scalp lacerations, bruising of the brain, lacerations on his body. His condition is considered critical," Dr. Gulnara Tashibekova told reporters on Russian state television.

    After the incident, the circus was cordoned off by police and emergency service workers. Experts have been brought in to examine the bear, which was shot and died at the scene.

    Russia has a long-standing tradition of training bears to perform tricks such as riding motorcycles, ice skating, and playing hockey. Fatal attacks are unusual.

    http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe...ath/index.html

    Considering how they "Train" (BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF) these animals....
    No animal should be tortured to perform. Except Maxey. He's the exception.

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    All I can say is...ha.....fuckers. I never enjoyed animals at a circus. Or a circus. Except Cirque du Soleil
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    That is not the way to get ahead in life.

    I'll bring that bitch a teddy bear. Bitches love teddy bears.

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    This seems like something out family guy.

    Also "it is unclear what caused the bear to attack"

    How about "it's a fucking BEAR" or the fact that they were trying to strap ice skates to it?

    Just send in your superman Putin to do all your bear training, lord knows the man could manage it.
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    I'm glad it killed the bear training cunts.

    Go Bears!!!! Kill those fuckers!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheeto View Post
    This seems like something out family guy.
    All Russians ARE bears on unicycles.
    "I'm always the idiot charging into a room with a perfectly good, loaded gun and starts punching folks in the face"

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    Default Re: Ice skating bear kills Russian circus hand

    When I think of a bear attack and all of the horrors that entails...gnashing teeth and huge claw-paws...I find it hard to create a more dangerous image...until I strap ice-skates on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jibba-Jabba View Post
    When I think of a bear attack and all of the horrors that entails...gnashing teeth and huge claw-paws...I find it hard to create a more dangerous image...until I strap ice-skates on it.
    Me too. Laughed my ass off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loco View Post
    I'm glad it killed the bear training cunts.

    Go Bears!!!! Kill those fuckers!!!!
    Stop being so anti-Freedom.

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    Default Re: Ice skating bear kills Russian circus hand

    Scuse me... um... I think I know why it may have attacked them...

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